Why don't you write your name on the board? I'd like to introduce Miss Dunham's substitute. If you have any problems with any students, send them to me. If a kid gets out of line, I got no problem smacking him.
Mr Schneebly, this is considered the best elementary school in the state, and we maintain that by adhering to a strict code of conduct, faculty included. 1 5, school lets out at 3.00.ĭo you think I could cut out a little early today? I got some stuff I gotta do. You can discuss all of that with Candace at the end of the day. When you cut my cheque, make it payable to Dewey Finn, for tax reasons. It'd be really great if I could get paid in cash. So how's this gonna work? Are you gonna pay me up front? We've never been in a bind like this before, so thank you so much. Now, do you know when Mr Schneebly will be back? Pat Wickam at Milton Prep recommended I call Mr Schneebly.Īs much as a few weeks, but we need somebody to start immediately.
One of our teachers broke her leg this morning and all of our subs are already working. Yeah, it's a 1 968 Gibson SG, mint condish. We're gonna start a revolution.Īnd you're gonna be a funny little footnote on my epic ass.
I don't wanna hang out with wannabe corporate sell-outs. You've been focused so hard on making it, you forgot about one thing. We're trying to land a record deal here, man, and you're an embarrassment.ĭewey, man, I hope this doesn't come between us. You're a good guitar player, but it's the 20-minute solos, it's the stage dives. You're gonna kick me out of the band? You're gonna fire me? I was gonna tell you last night, but you passed out, man. Your lyrics, now don't take this the wrong way, Theo, are lame.īut I've been sitting on some awesome material, so. If we're gonna win this thing, we gotta actually start playing some music. We're taking the Battle of the Bands seriously this year. I'm hungry And A minor, G, on you Heal my heart Hey! What's up? ls that a new song? Who's this guy? If you don't come up with some money, she'll dump me. Would you tell Picasso to sell his guitars?ĭude, I've been mooching off you for years and it was never a problem until she showed up. Tell him if he doesn't come up with the rent by the end of the week, he's out of here.ĭewey, I'm not paying your share of the rent, so maybe you should sell one of your guitars or something. I'm out there liberating people with my music. What? Can you get her out of here, please? Why? Why her?Īnd Ned has the most important job there is.ĭewey, a substitute teacher is not a temp. I am an assistant to the mayor of the city. No, we can't talk about it later because we have to go to work. Mommy, could we please talk about this later? Oh, you're on this? You're on this? He's walking all over you. When I'm rolling in Benjamins, I'll throw you and your dog a bone. Okay, you guys, the band is about to hit it big time.
Ned, aren't you tired of letting people push you around?ĭewey, hey, it's the first of the month, and I'd like your share of the rent now.ĭewey, I mean, you owe me a lot of money as it is. I mean, you know how he gets in the morning. He is a lazy freeloader and it's time for all this dysfunction to stop. I'm not a fighter, I'm a lover But if you run, then run for cover Fight for your love Yeah I get a knockout punch With this heartfelt song I know when I count you down from 1 0 I'll find you in my loving arms again The gloves are off You hit below the belt Now it's timeout, baby And they've rung the bell I'm not a fighter, I'm a lover But if you run, then run for cover Fight for your love Yeah When it's round two, girl Turn this up! Now! Good. Never thought that I'd be fighting you But you stole my heart You cheated and lied You weren't in my corner You weren't on my side The gloves are off You hit below the belt Now it's timeout, baby And they've rung the bell I'm not a fighter, I'm a lover But if you run, then run for cover Fight for your love Yeah